As told by the queens of “just figuring it out”, the broads of Broad City:
1. Considering Tinder dates for free meals:
2. Lying to yourself that subscribing to a new streaming site is a good idea that will magically not affect your productivity:
3. When Linkedin tells you to help celebrate the job advancement of someone you hate:
4. But how you really celebrate your best friends’ success:
5. My immediate reaction to any job inquiry or risky email sent:
6. When you think you got real mail but it’s just FedLoan:
7. My Errand Day just consists of me getting as much freebies from as many different places as possible:
8. FB posts like “it’s so amazing being here in this foreign country where I just happened to have been offered a paid job at this non-profit for which I am not qualified. God really rewards hard work #blessed”:
9. Despite it all, you still have moments of blind optimism:
10. When someone older now offers me wine or exempts me from the boring chitchat adults use for young emerging adults:
11. “Maggie, have you considered working a ‘real job’ for a while?”:
12. What your Google searches turn into halfway into researching “career options”:
13. Refusing to look at long-distance squad’s Instagrams:
14. What I’m actually thinking about whenever someone asks me my five year plan:
15. What constitutes as a stressful day:
Bonus: When you read that Hillary is beating Trump in the polls:
