How To Survive A Snow Day
Congratulations! You got that 11 pm text that tells you that all your dreams came true! It’s a blizzard, so you get the day off, my friend!
You start thinking of how productive you’ll be….so you’ll have more time for fun!!!!
Instead of waking up at 8, you turn off your morning alarm to sleep. So begins your snow day with this….
It’s noon! Well…12:30. You decide to make a feast…of pasta because that’s all you have.
After that, you think that maybe you should look out the window. Then you see this….
And do this immediately…
But then also…Netflix
NO MAGGIE IT’S TIME TO DO WORK!
…but then you don’t
Repeat all day until all you’ve done is taken fifteen Buzzfeed quizzes, read about Aboriginal traditions on Wikipedia, and watched all of 90210 from the 80s.
You decide to maybe do things around the apartment. But then you…don’t.
You look at a clock and find out that it’s 10 pm.
OH NO!! YOU DIDN’T DO ANY OF YOUR HOMEWORK! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO??!
Then you check your email. Another snow day!!
And you realize it’s another day of doing nothing.
In summation, it’s been three snow days, I’ve done absolutely nothing except wrote 25 pages of a TV script, blogged, and played with my hair. Send help immediately.